I just came across this doozy on a local blog which probably wouldn't take the traffic so I won't link it but it appears the Bushes have a mystical Asian warrior helping them.
More than an hour into a solemn ceremony naming Rep. Marco Rubio, R-West Miami, as the 2007-08 House Speaker, Gov. Jeb Bush stepped to the podium in the House chamber last week and told a short story about "unleashing Chang," his "mystical warrior" friend.